35 1/2 weeks. Which means that if Audrey comes on the 27th as planned, that is only 3 weeks and 2 days away. It is time to get the ducks in a row. I have liberated my arm from the sling COMPLETELY (the orthopedist will tell me tomorrow if that was a good idea or not). It doesn't hurt that much. It sure improves my mood! I just have to be really careful not to lift anything more than a couple of pounds or do things with my arm at certain angles. I figure that the pain is a good indicator whether or not I should be doing something in particular.
Now that I am off of so many medications, Audrey is back to her normal perky self. And by that I mean her judo-jabbing, rib-kicking, hiccuping, somersaulting self. Motherly guilt has me wondering what kind of damage I did to her with all of that medicine. But I don't really know what else I could have done, I have to breathe, right? And the OB will tell me tomorrow how she is really doing. Our ultrasound is bound to be soon, but it is not this week.
Here's a picture of my gargantuan belly:
Isn't that so attractive? Shamu called me for a date the other day. And no, that is not a trendy, one-sleeved maternity top, it's me in the sling. What I find completely fascinating is that belly size-wise, I am about the same as with Kate at this point. But I am a good *25* pounds lighter. Yes, 25! I don't have water retention in my legs and face and fingers and earlobes and every part of my body. You know, if I had been retaining water like that, then when I fell, I might have just bounced! Anyways, the "normal" sized ankles and feet have been a real perk this time. THANK GOD. He knew I needed a perk in the last trimester, what with all of this other stuff to deal with.
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