Kate: "Mommy, I read you a Bible story." (runs over holding a free book from Sonic about animals)
"Ok, what is the story?"
"Jesus and the Ark."
"What is that one about?"
"When all of the animals fell in the ocean and died."
(a little shocked) "Do you mean Noah's Ark? And maybe the other story about when the horses and riders fell into the sea?"
(miffed) "NO. I reading the story, Mommy. Look, here's a picture of Jesus Christ the Yord." (points to cartoon dude in the cheapo Sonic book)
It went downhill from there. I couldn't hold back the laughter, so I faked a coughing fit, but she wasn't fooled. She gave up and went to do something else.
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