Scene: Upstairs, girls are playing together when suddenly Audrey clobbers Kate without warning.)
Katelyn: Audrey hit me!
Mommy (in spite of having witnessed the incident): Audrey, did you hit Kate?
Audrey (the picture of innocence): No-ooo.
Katelyn: Yes she did! (to herself, hands on hips) These things ALWAYS start like this!
* * * * *
(At lunch.)
Katelyn: Mommy, this dinner taco is spectacular!
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