These two crack me up!
(In the car, on the way to meet Daddy for dinner)Mommy: Kids, after dinner, I'm going to rehearsal and Daddy will take you shopping.Katelyn, with disdain: Mommy, Daddy is not exactly a shopping expert.
(At dinner, Audrey says the blessing.)Audrey: Dear God, please help us be sweet and Daddy's the boss. Amen!!
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