Daddy is about to turn on the sod cutter we rented for the weekend. Kate is totally fascinated.
Daddy: Kate, this thing is pretty noisy. You should probably cover your ears or go in the house.
Katelyn: It's okay, Daddy. My ears are very good at not listening to things.
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Mommy is changing Audrey's diaper and talking to her to keep her from wiggling around.
Mommy: Audrey, how old are you now?
Audrey (holding up three fingers): I two.
Mommy: You are a big girl now.
Audrey: Yes, I big girl. (cocks her head funny) Mommy, how much fingers you?
Mommy flashes fingers at her -- 10, 10, 10, and 4.
Audrey, eyes wide: Whoa.
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