(Scene: in the kitchen, eating lunch after church.)
Daddy: Katelyn, what is that sticker on your hand?
Katelyn: I got it for saying my memory verse.
Daddy: Great work! Can you tell me your verse?
Katelyn: No, I forgot it.
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(not 5 minutes later)
Daddy: Katelyn, would you like to go out for Chinese food with me?
Katelyn (worried): But Daddy, China is so far away!!
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