If the last couple entries look weird, it's because I don't know how to do HTML, and somehow I have lost the ability to put it in "design for the programming impaired" mode. Anyhoo: Katelyn, sobbing after Audrey bit (!!!!) her: "Mommy, I was trying to hug her, and then she just started eating me!" * * * Daddy and Audrey are in the other room after the biting incident, having a talk. Daddy has the spanking spoon ready to go. Audrey looks despondent. Daddy: "Audrey, I don't like giving you spankings." Audrey lights up and throws her arms around him. Audrey: "You're the best daddy ever!!" (Imagine her dismay when she got a spanking anyways!) * * * Katelyn is watching ads for other games on her Leapster game unit. Mommy: "Kate, do I hear commercials? Please turn it off. Our rule is no commercials." Katelyn: "But Mommy, how else am I supposed to get my information?"